"Okay fam, I'm gonna charge headlong with my cavalry into the enemy lines like I'm some junior officer instead of the literal monarch, you got my back, right?"
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Explanation: People often note that Alexander the Great died young, even for the period, dying of natural illness (possibly exacerbated by exhaustion, old injuries, or alcoholism).
… but Alexander was a noted risk-taker who lived his whole military career on the fucking edge. It’s probably a miracle he didn’t get his skull caved in by an axe earlier.
Turns out Alexander was just an adrenaline junkie.
“Leeeeeeeeeeerooooooy Jeeeeeenkins!”