5 million ways to kill a c.e.o.

c/wholesomememes

as a disclaimer I’m only upvoting this because it’s true, not funny

I don’t like tate in the bottom row but otherwise 👍

Nope

Gonna need to kill the owners of the company

Which is usually multiple investment firms etc

The ceo will just be replaced like when a random cab driver dies in a cab company

That would probably do nothing but increase CEO pay because of the newfound job dangers