Quokk.auFlorida man dumps $4k of stolen meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man - Dexerto
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VicksVaporBBQrubI was hoping the headline was about lobsters. Back in December 2025 there was a news story of $400k of live lobsters stolen in mid-shipment. I was hoping to hear of something from that heist.
Glad the sheriff is steaking this seriously.
This kind of commentary is a cut above the rest.
But the rest of the article was butchered. No point beefing about it now.
Let’s steer back to the matter at hand. This has been an udder disaster.
No need to 80/20 Angus ground beef. We can all tenderizing mallet.
Apparently, he’s not one to mince words.
So approximately $3600 between two businesses is significant losses? Wtf.
A Publix no less, a company valued at $50 billion, who is currently facing a federal class action for forcing hourly workers to work during breaks and off the clock, and who settled a separate lawsuit in 2000 after stealing $1.1 million in wages from its employees. No arrests made for any of these thousands of thefts, yet this guy is facing felony charges for stealing a few hundred dollars in product (actual cost not ‘retail value’).
A $1,000 theft is a felony, so, yes.
My conspiracy gland wonders whether that limit is ever adjusted for inflation, and since it’s (probably) not, if it’s intentional to funnel more money/people into the privatized prison system.
Back in my day it was $500
Disgusting. All those animals died for absolutely nothing. Feed him to the gators.
I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam…
…found my baby eating with some other man.
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