Let’s give Garland a round of applause, there are some really fantastic traitors assuming the leadership soon, largely thanks to his near complete ineptitude. Great job, Merrick!

I remember the day I got my highest score on this game. Nobody cheered for me. Nobody clapped. That day was January 6th, 2021 and I’m still upset being ignored like that.

beat himself like a pro. into the dust bin

Not the onion, and clearly not up to Onion standards.