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Thank you, assimilate again!


I actually giggled loudly here on the bus when I saw that.

Well done!



Annika Hansen. Employee of the month.


Third shift assistant manager of Store 01.


She no doubt tops the efficiency charts on Free Slurpee Day.


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We are the open. You will be assisted. Your monitary surplus will be added to our own. Convienence is worthwile.

Have you tried the new slurpy machine? Fun will now commence!

Have you signed up for 7 of Rewards? After 7 Slurpees the 11th one is free.

After 7 Slurpees the 11th one is free.



Borg: “We have invented the flavor “blue.”

Starfleet: They are an abomination!




Janeway: “Would I be able to put coffee in one of your Big Gulp cups?”

Seven: “That is against regulations.”

Janeway: “Computer, delete the clerk.”


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Malfunction detected; send a drone to repair the primary slurpee processing unit


Located at Wolf 359 ...... you should have seen the epic battle they had in the parking lot last Friday between a bunch of green coloured meth addicts with funky cyberpunk arm prosthetics and a group of mall cops in spandex uniforms.



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