not today, my dudes

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"Vent."

Asshole. You mean asshole.

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It's not just an asshole. I think frussy describes it better

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Vent just refers to the general end of the butt. It's the cloacal aperture that's the all purpose asshole/penis/vagina. It's really an all-in-one orifice, quite a time saver.

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Regimbartia attenuata. Common name "Bronze Beetle" because it pretty much always takes turd place.

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You will always remember this as the day you almost digested Regimbartia Attenuata.

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Hypothetical? Is there another route front to back they could take?

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This is what the song Hey Jude is about

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Hey Jude, don’t be afraid

You were made to go out and escape her

The minute she ingested you in her skin

Then you begin

To walk out her buttttthoooolllle…..

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TIL "Hey Jude" is not about Jude Law

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I can see it, to see the light through the last sphincter, after what seemed to be an infinite, putrid, darkness, singing uncontrollably "Naaaaaanananananananaaaaaaaaa, nanananaaaaaaaaa, hey Judeeeeeee".

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We do what we must because we can .

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