I feel that so damn hard lol.

The older I get the more the hair on the top of my head is migrating down my back to join up with its long lost cousin, the hair on my ass.

Mi mustache hair grows upward, so I have them trying to enter my nose if I don’t trim weekly.

the fuck is with that nose hair why is it getting so aggressive?

I used to pull them out and count them (record: 27 nose hairs at once) until i read it can give you brain eating bacteria and now i just have nose hair always pokin’ out