Step aside, brainrot, it’s brain clog now.

What an advance age we live in. Lead poisoning had been replaced by plastic in every way!

Millennials and Gen Z make fun of boomers for being lead-brained. Gen Alpha and Beta will make fun of Millennials and Gen Z for being plastic-brained.

Layer this on top of lead poisoning and you get traitor supporting magats.

me after 500 years recovering from microplastic consumption (i still have microplastics in my bloodstream):

Ah, that’s a piece of shit. God damn it.