He needs me more than I need myself.
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First-responders came to my home and took me to the hospital because I called someone to inform them that they needed to rescue my cats once I was gone. Kitties saved my life by proxy.
“I’d live or die for that pussy”
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Cat tax!
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You're not edgy, you're just an asshole.
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Explaining how you like to consume their species is usually not an appropriate way to respond to someone talking about their pet which has saved their life.
What the frickin mcchicken?