Be fashionable this summer with the Beijing Bikini

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Be fashionable this summer with the Beijing Bikini
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that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

(I hella need to clean the mirror...)

You are doing it wrong, according to the wiki you should look like a grandfather and not kickass!

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

I call it Couch Status Quo