Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • lunchbox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 hours ago

    I originally named all my hardware after members of the Wu-Tang Clan plus some close affiliates, but I actually ran out of names, so now I use MFDOOM aliases for my workstations, and keep Wu-Tang for infrastructure, because it’s for the children.

  • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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    12 hours ago

    Every computer I own is an autobot. My primary machine is always Optimus Prime, has been since 2008. Other machines get other names generally slightly inspired by their role / nature. Bumblebee and CliffJumper are miniPCs of various persuasions, Preceptor is my “mess around with AI” box, my big server that handles most of my data and network services is Wheeljack, my Macbook is Mirage, my backup server is Powerglide, my TV (which is an old Dell all in One running Linux Mint) is UltraMagnus.

  • nomad@infosec.pub
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    12 hours ago

    Used to be names from Neuromancer like “ono-sendai” and variations of that.

    Now laptop is “flat”, server is named after it’s purpose like log, mail, mon, hosting, storage, etc.

  • Carrot@lemmy.today
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    16 hours ago

    All my hostnames are after Zen Buddhist concepts, like shikaku, hongaku, mushin, wuwei, jiyu, etc. My printer is the only thing that breaks this trend, it is named pos

  • nf999@lemm.ee
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    15 hours ago

    Asterix & Obelix themed.

    • Asterix is a rpi4, strong and small with ssd running dockers with homeassistant, revproxy and webserver, and camera storage.
    • Idefix is a rpi3, mainly test only nowadays.
    • Obelix is my desktop running voidlinux.

    I used to have Pneumatix which is the mailman as the mail server and Panoramix, the druid, as domoticz server, Heroix, chief, as firewall and Bellefleur, beauty, as webserver 😉 All were LXD virtual servers on a pentium 3. I try to find a character matching the functionality. Except for domoticz all are now dockers on Asterix, so less use of funny names.

    Non linux machines would be roman names from Asterix & Obelix, but I have none …

    At work we used famous dogs. Laika, Pluto, Cerberus etc

  • lipilee@feddit.nl
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    15 hours ago

    My little pony. My pihole is pinkypie, mediaserver trottingham, homeassistant is ponyville, and my backup server is canterlot. And so on… :)

  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    I have pebble, pabble, pibble, rebble, rabble, ribble and nibble.

    Though the primary server is old enough that it was from a time when I named everything after Transformers, so it’s Shockwave.

  • clif@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Mine are named after the penguins from the Madagascar movie : Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico.

    Unfortunately there’s only four so I often supplement with a suffix. For example, I’ve got an old windows laptop kicking around that is “rico-w”

    … I should really commit to a naming scheme with a wider array of options.

  • FunkFactory@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    pretty new setup but so far I’ve got

    symmetra - synology dsm (nas)
    junkrat - intel nuc main server

    need to name my desktop/laptop now and maybe networking gear. thinking ramattra for the router and zenyatta for the bridge

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I named mine after Rocket League cars.

    • Octane (main desktop)
    • Breakout (laptop)
    • Dominus (laptop; older, larger)
  • Shirogane Ryu@r.nf
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    16 hours ago

    I Used Gondolin for my PC but after reinstalling I didn’t put it back on and left the default

  • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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    20 hours ago

    I go for the unoriginal but oh so simple: location-type-No

    So HL-SRV-01 is “homelab server no 1”

    HS-DSK-02 is “House desktop no2”

    NA-LPT-01 is “Not Applicable” because this is my admin laptop that I expect to move around a lot so I always treat it as high-risk.