Every doe in Finland
Norway: Can we have Eikthyrnir?
Finland: We have Eikthyrnir at home.
This just in: car impacts with deer down by 50%, but deer becoming a snack to wolves at night is up 100%
Goddamn, those wolves with high beams are a menace!
Just last week I was walking through a Finish forest late at night. I had heard some howling earlier in the night but hadn’t really thought about it in a while. So I’m walking along and I hear a twig snap and I freeze then BAM blinding light from like 10 feet away. This god damn wolf was standing 10 feet away from me holding a flashlight in its front paw. He apologized, said he though I might have been a deer, then told me to be careful and let me go on my way.
Anyways we traded numbers real nice wolf that one, I think we’re going to go sauna together next week.
Yeah ya’ll laugh until the wolves with spotlights come ;-)
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I really hate cars, I do. But I think in rural Finnland they actually might be the only viable means of transportation
