That’s okay, Gov. DeSantis says there’s no such thing as climate change, so this is all normal.
If you keep talking about it, they’ll arrest you.
His type used to say these disasters were God purging evil, like homosexuality. But now they are just constantly hiring red states and that messaging went away.
The people in these cities should do what Ben Shapiro said and just sell their houses real quick.
The people in these cities should do what Ben Shapiro said and just sell their houses real quick.
Aquaman coming in for the real estate investments!
I shared this in another thread about Milton, but I just looked and it’s actually gotten worse since I shared it.
This is from The Weather Channel:
It was only a 12 foot maximum surge last night.
The average tsunami is less than 10 feet.
This is not tenable in the long term.
Also, this…
Avoid this area: Florida.
Yup, that checks out.
Meth prices are going to skyrocket. Thanks Obama
I feel like Miami is a terrible place to evacuate to even if it goes through unscathed, just for logistics purposes of getting supplies, gas, and water
“Won’t keep us from rebuilding shit in the same place even though everything being destroyed is the perfect opportunity to get people to start a new life elsewhere…”
And keep building houses from what is essentially cardboard.
Fyi they build them out of cinder blocks and poured concrete, mostly. Florida house walls are incredibly strong. Problem is: the roofs are still generally wood and can get ripped off in the high wind.
Someone I saw on YouTube did a monolithic concrete dome instead and fared much better. That’s what I would do if I had the money for a custom build.
Still fucks up everything that’s inside though
When will this meme die
Yea… we’d want to but can we get out of work?
Don’t worry, if you stay you’ll never work again.
Get back to that grill, you lazy shirker!
You know your bosses will be long gone. Look after yourself. If your workplace is under water they’ll have other things to worry about than your unplanned absence.
Tampa residents without vehicles (or homes): “So we’re supposed to just die then?” (The answer is yes.)
Just take a waterproof sharpie and write your name and DoB on your arms before that. Just in case.
Then use the remaining sharpie ink and try and redirect the hurricane to crash harmlessly into Mar-a-Lago
Trump should sharpie it into the ocean
Could nuke it
The Sharpie? That seems like overkill.
MAGA flag wavers are so going to stay!
