It’s so lifelike!

That’s insane! I’m over here getting grumpy when it takes longer than 90 seconds, lol.

That’s no moon…

Uh oh, Harvard staff better be on high alert. Last time the White House made an “administrative error”, they sent somebody to a concentration camp before mocking him on social media.

The Eleventh Herb

Other than just making everything generally faster, what would be a use-case that really benefits the most from something like this? My first thought is something like high-speed cameras; some Phantom cameras can capture hundreds, even thousands of gigabytes of data per second, so I think this tech could probably find some great applications there.

POOTIS

“GOP headquarters installs new mural”

Normies are only just now learning about it.

I can has bean?

I can’t wait for somebody to exercise their stand-your-ground rights against these kidnapping fascists.

“I’m sorry that I keep doing things that make me sorry.”

In many places, yes. Though “free” comes with the implication that you still tip your server, because something about the way the alcohol laws are written make it so the server is the one “paying” for your drinks. So keep making it worth their while, and they’ll keep the drinks flowing.

Huh, TIL. Thanks!

A Google Image search for eggplant seeds shows something much larger than what OP’s talking about.

I believe that was Rebecca Corry, not Tig Notaro. I think Tig accused him of something different.

How much you wanna bet that Teslas are quietly reporting real-time license plates as they drive along?

I legitimately want that shirt.

Meta’s AI policy chief who voluntarily enlisted for the IDF in 2009 under a program which enables non-Israeli Jews who aren’t eligible for military conscription to join the Israeli army.

Yep, if you set the bar extraordinarily high, then you have to jump extraordinarily high. Bondi’s likely doing more harm than good for her cause.