Why are we downvoting this? This is exactly what we should be worried about.

I imagine him not quite able to pronounce the ‘r’ in turtle 🐢

Relevant Simpsons gif

That’s impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

I mean, that’s a pretty badass screensaver.

Where is cat? All I see is snek.

How about knocking first? Rude.

It’s the HTTP version of “great job.”

Shazbot!

Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

🪂👖

Yeah I thought it would be a lot more Robocop 2.

“It’s not like I killed anybody. I mean, I gave the orders but they didn’t say no.”

Everyone certainly did not agree. A very sizable segment of US citizens were Nazi sympathizers before and after WWII. Remember what it took for the United States to get involved in the war effort in the first place.

Those mail-in ballots will be fine, I’m sure.

$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it

Yo, where my base case at?

I don’t know, sanity is feeling pretty radical at the moment