I know this is all just Elon’s ineptitude on full display, but there is still part of me that thinks he was paid by certain governments to tank the platform.

Imagine being out of the loop and then being faced with the prospect of downloading “X - Blaze your glory!” when it comes up randomly in your search for twitter.

Fucking trainwreck.

Come on Elon change the domain. Just do it, it’ll be fine! SEO will be fantastic!

It would even be better if they remove all references to twitter on the app stores so the X app doesn’t come up when searching for twitter.

Cat pics are much higher on my list of priorities than “blazing” my “glory”. What even is that? Is it a sex thing? It’s a sex thing, isn’t it? Brb, gonna go blaze myself in the glory.

Wow. Who could have predicted that!?!?

Too much musk news. Had a dream less than an hour ago where i ended up in a car with elon. He started peacocking and got violent when i brought up zuck.

While it was a neat experience to beat up musk in a dream, id rather not have him in my dreams.

Short thread on Threats followed by a paywalled article - is there maybe some better source for this?

Maybe if they pay extra to be featured at the top?

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