Honestly, I can see Miles having a fight with Keiko and just being irritated enough to do something like this. Keiko is unreasonable, Molly is throwing a tantrum, Word has stayed over his time in the holodeck and he has nothing else to do.
“Fuck it,” he says and transported up a village elder.
“I am Darmaninguan, god of all the Elzen people. Be not afraid, child. … Instead, be absolute terrified. For I am an angry Irish god! Now return, and tell everyone they must never yell at their husbands for not eating fish soup for breakfast!”
Honestly, I can see Miles having a fight with Keiko and just being irritated enough to do something like this. Keiko is unreasonable, Molly is throwing a tantrum, Word has stayed over his time in the holodeck and he has nothing else to do.
“Fuck it,” he says and transported up a village elder.
“I am Darmaninguan, god of all the Elzen people. Be not afraid, child. … Instead, be absolute terrified. For I am an angry Irish god! Now return, and tell everyone they must never yell at their husbands for not eating fish soup for breakfast!”
“he said he was ire-ish, and our scholars still don’t know what that that means, but we assume it’s that if you draw his ire, he will be angry.”
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“Here’s some darts and root beer, figure out the rest yourself.”
Word.