He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.
Considering sex dries up after marriage it’s pretty accurate
Only if you don’t keep working at your partnership and are just there for the comfort of not being cosmically alone, sure.
If anything I feel like it got better after marriage.
Are you the neighbour?
Even almighty God cannot witness things that fast.
God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
He was on the cuck chair
“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
Would you call that a blessing?
Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can’t tell what’s satire any more.
Could be either way, honestly. He’s a fundie who bragged about remaining a virgin until marriage. He finally got hitched to a former Miss Universe of all people, at age 32 or something.
Miss Universe
That shit’s so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Yeah, pretty much don’t stand a chance unless you’re a featherless biped with two boobs.
Well who else would win, a vogon?
Ummmm, this is so cringe:
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/looks-like-tim-tebow-has-finally-had-the-sex-26678445
The other posters replying to you are as bad as the clickbait links they posted. I’m not about to go searching this guys social media, but this image or quote it wasn’t in either link they shared.
What the fuck is wrong with you posters? Not answering the question and posting a link to a news article that also doesn’t answer the question? Fucking don’t wast my time jesus.
The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you
No wonder AI will replace us so easily
No, I “demand” that they don’t post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don’t contain that information.
I will admit I’m being a grouchy ass. Sorry I’m taking my frustration out on you guys.
Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
I have no idea who he is. I’m just mad at the world wheeee
Tim Tebow is a super Jesus freak, but he does a ton of good work in a world full of selfish pieces of shit…
Ajfab
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It’s like acab but with Jesus freaks.
Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.
What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.
I was at the zoo a few years ago when Aldabra Tortoises were fucking. It was that but a few octaves lower, and you could hear it from the start of the section. If you imaging what a large turtle fucking would sound like in some dumb sex comedy movie, it was exactly that.
That’s not helping…
I’m still chuckling over this.
Five years ago…
Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.
I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can’t get off unless someone’s silently judging him in the corner.
Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
Man, what a waste.
In Tebow’s shoes I’d have been having sex with every woman I see.
