• Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca
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    16 hours ago

    Hey buddy. Wees don’t talks like dat. Fuckin’ goof. Keep it up and I’ll jersey ya’ wit yer fuckin’ bunny hug and lay a good pounding on ya Bud.

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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      10 minutes ago

      As someone who spent almost equal time on both coasts and in Ontario, my sense of Canadian slang is fucked because so much of it’s regional.

      Whatcha sayin’, b’y? Sherbert headed buddy down the ways trying to fuck aboat*? Some stupid of this goof. Fuck it, they can keep their 24s and 26s outta here. Won’t be able to get my JDs - that’s a right sin. But she’s the best choice.

      Don’t care what the b’ys on the back of the bus might chirp aboat this, she’s alright by me.

      *Go to Nova Scotia and honestly tell me you don’t meet someone who says about, it almost comes across as aboot, but actually sounds like aboat.