Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm… is anyone else with me?
I sent you to the middle of France.
Why do you hate Rizzo?
If there’s a place to be a Neolithic human, France seems like a solid bet tbh.
If I could be 20 again, that would great… And if you’re feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming “free will” can’t be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there’s some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they’re a team anyway.
Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?
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Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it’s just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don’t think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don’t try to use sex as a control tool, so people don’t twist sex into things it’s not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?
This one thing would save our entire species and future.
Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it’s going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).
I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.
Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.
Tacos. Lots of tacos
Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters
