• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    18 days ago

    Me: Don’t worry its just Nausea and Coughing

    Notices suddenly all rush in at once for … Rash, Insomnia, Cysts, Anaemia, Vomiting, Pneumonia, Sneezing, Sweating, Paranoia, Hyper Sensitivity, Abscesses, Haemophilia, Pulmonary Oedema, Fever, Inflammation, Tumours, Diarrhoea, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Immune Suppression, Skin Lesions, Seizures, Paralysis, Systemic Infection, Internal Haemorrhaging, Dysentery and Insanity

    Me: … wow that was terrible

    More notices pop up for … Necrosis, Hemorrhagic Shock, Coma, Total Organ Failure

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      17 days ago

      ah yes someone else with my obvious strat for “extremely contagious, no symptoms or ill effects…for now”, then “this virus has given you every symptom and ill effect”