• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 months ago

      Exactly! Make sure it’s a felony otherwise you might be billed for every day you’re in jail. Plus, a good enough felony will get you to prison for a good long time. Basically, anything with “grand” in the front of it.

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        You can end up paying room and board, mandatory counseling, classes, drug tests, etc. Plus phone calls are outrageously expensive. It’s a total racket.

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        Some joker robbed a US post office in my town a year or so ago. Federal felony.