Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoIs it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness?message-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up187
arrow-up187message-squareIs it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness?Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareJamesStallion@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 months agoStep 1: do not poop for three days straight
Step 1: do not poop for three days straight
Step 2: Eat beans
Step 4: shit your pants
Wait, where is step 3???
Step 5: Profit