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Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.
He’s allergic to cats, and cats usually sleep on the couch…
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…you can see where I’m going with this.
I see we’re doing some better numbers over here in showerthoughts!
He hasn’t denied it!
I’ve never seen so many people just ignore the double entendre of this whole conversation.
I doubt JD Vance cares about pleasuring women though, so he isn’t interested in eating them out
