its not 1820 tho

Tfw you eat funny looking bread, and all of the sudden the walls are melting and the devil is telling you to “invest in apple”… why does he want you to buy apples?

My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

So I start helping him look for it…

After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

He thought I was fucking with him.

I wasn’t. I just had a brain fart moment.

Maybe it was the weed.