• Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Man if these guys could just get their shit together they’d be the kings of the whole world” - everyone who ever met the Scythians

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      “They’re fantastic warriors, everyone is on horseback, their craftsmanship is [chef’s kiss], they’re bold merchants, they produce lots of goods, they have an extensive knowledge of medicine…”

      “So there’s a real risk of them conquering us?”

      “Oh, gods no.”