Once in a lifetime event (every couple of years).
To be fair every couple of years feels like a lifetime these days
For some people it is a once in a lifetime.
And what does Ron do? Doesn’t even answer his fucking phone
In all fairness it was a cop calling, I’m sure he’s scared of her.
Ron is afraid of her only because she is a minority.
If only we could change directions of that storm with a sharpie
Only the orange wizard knows the sacred spells!
Worst storm in 100 years so far**
2025: Harris [I hope] warns Hurricane ____ could be worst storm to hit Florida in 100 years, including Hurricane Milton.
Why isn’t he on the shore throwing Bounty Paper Towels into the Gulf?
We have to nuke the hurricane with paper towels to fit it to a sharpie drawn trajectory
100 years? Careful, last time someone made that claim we had maskless idiots injecting literal poison into themselves while claiming a life saving shot causes autism.
“Don’t listen to Biden or the BlueMAGA! If you leave they will take your homes and your land. This “Hurricane” is caused by them! Don’t run!”
sigh
To be sure, he should ask Carter.
Worse than Andrew (1992)?
It could well be as bad.
Please let it take out a record number of bigots and white nationalists and christofascists. Start with Ronnie.
