He’s a pro… crastinator.

  • CustardFist@feddit.nlOPMEnglish
    1·
    30 days ago

    “and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      1·
      30 days ago

      “… because you’re so selfish to begin with, I’m not putting the fire out … (storms upstairs with their phone)”