• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      22 days ago

      In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can’t talk about it or else I’m gonna start crying.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        22 days ago

        Beans are sad emergency food.

        If I’m in a situation where beans are necessary, I’m awfully desperate and out of options.

          • ebolapie@lemmy.world
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            22 days ago

            There’s no such thing as a “UK.” Oh sure, there’s this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat “beans on toast” and where if you say the word “tiddlywinks” in a court of law you’re taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.

          • Comment105@lemm.ee
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            22 days ago

            I’m Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.

            The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
            Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.

            • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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              22 days ago

              Beans can absolutely be a treat if you cook them right. I’m sorry you’ve never been able to experience tasty beans.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    22 days ago

    Anon is in a riot.
    Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
    Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
    Anons dad comes back from the store.
    Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.

          • LustyArgonian@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            4 days ago

            Yeah, you abusive piece of shit your mom should have aborted and flushed down a toilet, and so when it gets posted here that shit is spread to gender narcissist misogynistic abusive shitheads like you.

            This is why we are not only going 4B, we will end paternity rights. You make 0% of cells of the baby. You contribute 50% DNA. If I make a desk, with 50% of instructions from someone else, and 50% from my own knowledge, and then I supply all the materials and build it myself, it’s my fucking desk. If I eat a sandwich and shit out the cells, it’s my fucking shit. And the DNA from a sperm cell is substantially less material and less contributive in terms of cells than the sandwich is to shit.

            Have fun never having a woman consensually love you your whole life.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they’ll go about living again.

    In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head … you’ve more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

    • yokonzo@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      That is… Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young

      • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        I’m not saying that you’re wrong. You sound like you might know what you’re talking about. I just like publications and medical evidence. I trust that you won’t take it the wrong way.

        That is… Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma […]

        Source?

        […] but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, […]

        Do you have a metastudy or something for that?

        especially if they are young

        That last sentence, do you have a source for the difference in outcome depending on the patient’s age?

        • yokonzo@lemmy.world
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          22 days ago

          Bricolo, A., Turazzi, S., & Feriotti, G. (1980). Prolonged posttraumatic unconsciousness: therapeutic assets and liabilities… Journal of neurosurgery, 52 5, 625-34 . https://doi.org/10.3171/JNS.1980.52.5.0625.

          And it’s not on me to find the burden of truth for you. That’s a logical fallacy and a bad arguing tactic