same but for everything in my life.
i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.
I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.
Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.
Ah see, I talk to my cat when I’m at home. It isn’t just me talking to myself, it’s enrichment for my little furry buddy!
yeah, I also like to make up a fake portal-esque story when playing something like people playground.
It’s fine until the audience starts talking back.
chat is this real?
chat, are you real?
Chat, are you for real?
Software engineers call this rubber duck debugging
Chat, am I cooked?
My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.
Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”
Clip that, chat.
If it helps you focus, it’s just another form of rubber ducking
Please. Rubber ducking. Someone?
It’s when you talk through a problem with an inanimate object, traditionally a rubber duck. The process of explaining the problem can help you organize your thoughts and identify otherwise elusive problems. It’s a common technique used by programmers debugging their code.
Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?
No.
If you learn your ways of speech from streamers and YouTube videos, and all of them talk in 2nd person to their audience, then your learned language will sound very similar to the English you listened to.
“Normal”? Probably.
Good? Probably not.
Isn’t that statistically what most twitch streamers do
I have thought about showing off my gigantic single player creative mode Minecraft map through a live stream for years, I spent most of my free time over a decade of manually just building huge, huge structures.
And pretending to show it off to a live stream, talking about it and explaining it makes it easier to remember what/why/how I built stuff…
Anon wants to livestream
You want to livestream
You should both livestream
I think they’d make a cute couple
Which could make for a more lucrative live stream if they’re into that…
Twitch doesn’t allow porn.
Other places do, though.
Give it a few more years
Two platforms, double the monetisation of the things you enjoy until every single bit of your life has been consumed by capitalism.
…we don’t all do this?
I used to do this as a kid constantly before streaming ever existed.
Taking a piss outside? Literally competing for the longest piss distance tournament and taking the gold.
Are you still winning?
I would love for someone to listen to me talk
If you’re in the US, the NSA has your back. If you’re not, the NSA probably still has your back.
