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Twitter post by @DirtyTesLa: Thankful to have Cybertruck to help me with the real work and big loads 🙏 (image of Cybertruck with several bags of soil in the trunk)
Reply by @KralikLj: Hell boy that would fit in a bicycle. Way more carbon free than that wankpanzer. (image of cargo bicycle with several bags of soil strapped to the front)
I think I’m going to refer to pick ups and SUVs exclusively as “wankpanzers” from now on
Meanwhile in a real truck…
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Call me crazy, but I think original op, the one with the cyber truck, was actually making a joke
I also think it’s more of a sarcastic remark about size of the cargo bed, if you can even call it a cargo bed.
One’s gotta feel so goofy bragging about their truck hauling a load that would fit in most any compact sedan
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I mean that easily fits in my compact hatchback
Hatchbacks generally fit things like that more easily than sedans.
That would fit in my wife’s fucking Camry man
You don’t even need a bike like that, just a couple bicycle bags hanging off the side of a standard old bicycle
I appreciate what Len’s going for, but showing a Cybertruck with a load that would fit in a normal car, and ‘owning’ it by showing a bike carrying what appears to be half as much, is only going to give ammo to the dipshits with their massively oversized trucks.
‘Hey, bro! My Ford SuperMacho DonkeyDong Pavement Princess edition would fit the load from the Cybertruck and the load from the cargo bike. I could throw the bike on top too!’
Reframing it as ‘the Cybertruck’s so shitty that half the load will fit on a bike with no issues, and you don’t have to be seen driving a Cybertruck’ would probably work better 👍
Reframing it as ‘the Cybertruck’s so shitty that half the load will fit on a bike with no issues, and you don’t have to be seen driving a Cybertruck’ would probably work better 👍
I fully agree with this, but I have to say I think it’s equivalently and succinctly encapsulated by “wankpanzer”.