Fucking based

How do I get a grant to do this kind of research

The title was the best part

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

+C

Thought about making shirts with that printed on the front during first year calculus.

Overleaf is the shit, I love that site so goddamned much

I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.

Isn’t that just capacitance?

relevant xkcd

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Principal Investigator. It’s the lead scientist in charge of the project.

Posting is praxis

Ocean Front Property

George Strait called it in 1986

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

I like Paul Erdős’s usage of “epsilon” to refer to children

This is by far the most correct answer to the chicken and egg question.

Or if your enemy has been thoroughly dispatched

Science is green. Math is blue.