It really is! I ran out of ammo yesterday when I was shooting up an Oklahoma daycare center. Walked across the street to the Walmart and got another 50 rounds of 7.62 from the vending machine. I was back to shooting toddlers in like 5 minutes flat! So convenient!

/s

Either toss my ass in a dumpster or give me a sky burial. No exceptions.

All this hardship and money just so they can build a giant glass box in the middle of the fucking desert. Anyone whose spent like 5 minutes in a greenhouse will tell you why that’s a bad idea for a city.

For a fun prank, pour out a small drop of Nitroglycerin and smack it with a hammer to scare your friends. :^)

That was actually the coolest year of the rest of your life.

Capitalists: design society to be exceedingly hostile towards raising kids

Also Capitalists: “How come nobody wants to birth new workers for me anymore? 😰”