I’ll shove my face into either of them frankly

Smile and lube up

Gets a turn in a femboy?

🎵 It’s the most wonderful ass, of the year 🎶

I’d imagine that video of the German politician licking a toilet had a more positive impact

Prerty sure I’ve had at least 5. Keep finding new patches of body hair every few months.

🎵 Helter Skelter 🎶 Heleter Skeltaaar! 🎵

Yea it seems like the Church of Satan was set up for the same reason as the Church of England, to get one guy laid (Anton Lavey and Henry VIII respectively) but the Temple of Satan is doing necessary work keeping the Christian right at bay in the land of the free

I like how there’s just one confused looking human wearing cat ears working at the hot dog stand with a disembodied hand next to them.

Did the cats and dogs wipe most of the humans out to use for food and force their collaborators to be slaves assisting in a sick parody of human behaviour?

Or is it an AI image artifact and I’m reading too much into it because I’m hungover?

But this is paying for a service that’s used to obtain content, not directly for the content

Ha! I’ve shared this one myself on a lot of these stories

No it’s AI has to simulate being drunk because of the immense trauma it has to deal with due to essentially being Elon Musk’s child, just like all of the others

Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

When officers… searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside…

The true crime was the lie

But those children will have their education and esrly healthcare paid for by the people they eventually pay for the retirement and healthcare of

K’nex heroin?

Power. Done, saved you a read.

Well I mean if they’re not giving out wank screens that’s on them

Ah, technically. So is there a loophole? Just asking for a friend…