From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

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I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

I was thinking they were using a trebuchet which seemed odd but stain makes much more sense.

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

“When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England the Kāpiti Coast.”

Well he is wearing a plague mask.

Y’all need no Jesus

David Cop-a-feel

“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”

Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.

I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.

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He is the Republican elephant.

(In an Irish accent) “A fire?! At a water park!?”

And apparently they are coming to Australia this year and keeping the same name. So it would be a family restaurant with a rat as a mascot and a name that in Australian slang translates to Vomit-E Cheese.

“today’s general-purpose AI tools simply could not exist” … “as a profitable venture”