I was hoping someone would drop this quote, god I love MASH.

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

Well fucking said. Smoke noodles rarely have room for curiosity, which is where new things often come from.

Edit: Not sure how smarmy know-it-alls became that, but I’m not changing it now

I think op’'s comment was a dig at Trump’s anti-immigration stance. He often said the same thing except substitute the word immigrants.

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

The paradox of tolerance

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

“why are people not buying our games? Please only give answers where we are not at fault and admit no wrongdoing”

Same, I specifically paid for premium to do my part in ensuring they don’t need VC funding :(

Ty! Can confirm this worked for me as well.

We are indeed, and…we are indeed.

And even more, it hits different when you know “this is my life” and not “i just have to do this for a while”. The absence of any hope contributes so much to the pain.

I started reading it as Trump, but it quickly devolved into redneck hillbilly, and honestly both work