Bhaelfur

The planet is cute, but it shouldn’t have eaten precious minerals

I used to have the cartridge for King’s Knight way back. I could never get too far in it… It’s a game I forget about and then randomly remember from time to time, and barely anyone, if anyone, else I know has even heard of it

Final Fantasy VI, so much so that when OverClocked Remix kick started a remix album, I donated to it

I’m surprised it took this long. Dinosaurs have been extinct for at least ten years

Step one: meet Greg

Step two: ???

Step three: GREGNANT

It’s referencing the song “Barracuda” by Heart

Foah suppah, I er uh would like a party plattah

Probably Trump wanting to monetize it for himself. It is, unfortunately, an amazing photo

We know Major Tom’s a junkie, strung out in heaven’s high… Hitting an all-time low…