If we say that the accepted pronunciation of “X” is “ex” then we run into an even bigger problem than Prince’s logo.

“Ex” User says… Is this a former user of the website or current?

A user on the website “ex” is too long winded and sounds like I’m saying a hypothetical.

Users on “ex” - although shorter, X is a street name for ecstacy and user is sometimes used as shorthand for drug user (e.g. User and abuser) so why should we be listening to a cracked out party kid?

The golden ticket is “formerly Twitter” because we actually know what the fuck that one is.

I’m willing to bet there’s at least one X user on X right now.

How long was Prince “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”?

Yeah, the rest of his life.

Twitter probably will have the same laid upon it.

Compared to most Dilbert strips, it was actually in the top ten.

Everyone has already told you it’s not a precedent but I should also note the eminent domain literally only requires the US to pay a fair market price, not for them to not take it.

Shit, I’ve taken cognitive tests after all of my concussions.

Look at it this way, BMI is a cross section of weight and height. I was considered “overweight” for ages because I just had tree trunk thighs from hiking and weightlifting. Like, less than 16% body fat but told I’m ‘overweight’ every time I got weighed.

The ruler was fucking wrong.

Nowadays, I’m much more of a fat fuck so the ruler is right now but only just so… I’m still under 25% when using hydrostatic!

engraved in their gun’s sights while doing the seeking?

Not sights, Dust cover. Meaning the only way the message is exposed is if the user has loaded a round in the chamber.

Which is so, so much worse.

Would you claim the second an athlete leaves the field they’re no longer an athlete?

“Sports” cars are tuned towards their racing counterparts. Auto racing is a sport. We don’t know if that owner does autocross, probably not, but that is classified as a Sports Car regardless of anything else.

Be nice if there was an easy way to just do this with any car. Like, I’m willing to get you could get a rough model with FreeCAD and some references but it’d be really cool to have a drive through laser scan or something.

Pretty much the same, can’t really boycott something I’ve already been not consuming!

Arnold had a big dick. Kamala Harris is shit. Crowd, chant with me. Aren’t you tired of her?

That’s literally the train of thought.

Yeah, the last business got the resume with all the shine for the one pager but still got the stories from the convenience store and the short order line.

Who the fuck puts EVERY job on the resume? Does he think he’d get elected if he talked up his Steaks?

You throwing babies away?

Hell, at that price point, buy two and have an awning setup in-between them to link them.

Privacy from the kids and still under $38k.

I’d get one as an in-law suite even!

I can confirm for you it was not Newsweek employees, just JD Vance.

How you gonna “or whatever it’s called” and get the title perfectly right? Like call it “Stallion of the Cinnamon Rolls” or something at least.

And it’s not a terrible movie. It’s certainly a kids movie but of all the trash out there for kids, it’s nowhere near the worst. Pull up Netflix and we can find at least twenty worse titles.

You’re just supposed to say the two in sequence.

1. Slap it
2. That’s not going anywhere
3. As you walk away, say “ain’t going nowhere”
4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view

Eastern Syria houses a big prison full of ISIS guys, so ISIS wants them back. They hang out and attack the prison every now and again. Countries don’t want their ISIS members back and the SDF is the only ones willing to hold them.

So, every now and again “the coalition” sends some US jets over to bomb them and in return they’ll probably attack a checkpoint in northern Iraq.

The joke was literally already made in the OP.

Well, the account was allegedly inactive. Sounds like they weren’t on Twitter either.