Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

To shreds, you say.

See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.

He is lousy with them.