Say what now?!

Good Lord… I just woke up and thought this meant someone shot the moon and freaked out for a second.

You don’t say.

That’s how I’m living… Phew.

Have you met a golden retriever? They are the most general things known to man. You can give them an egg and their mouths won’t break it.

Throw him in the ocean. You know you wanna. They’re in your walls, you gotta get them out.

I’ve done mushrooms countless times and mushrooms do not do this. Don’t you even dare try saying it was because of mushrooms. Anyone who has actually done them before will call your bullcrap.