“If we use vote by mail the election won’t be secure!”

Not necessarily

“I’ll make sure of it!”

“Stop the count!”

Why?

“Because I’m winning!”

Every time something bad happens when a white man is in charge I’m going to say it happened because the boat/company/whatever wasn’t woke enough.

I can understand only arresting 6 people, because I doubt very many people had their hands on the actual website. But the fact that hundreds of thousands of people actually interacted with the site is downright mind boggling.

…hundreds of thousands of users

ಠ_ಠ

The official hat of “females always pick the chads, even though I dress better than all these normies!”

Same. If Zillow is correct my house is worth 90k more than we paid for it, but I can’t sell it because everything else went up with it, and I’m locked into a stupid low interest rate. It’s like someone gave me a beer that never gets empty, but I also have to hold it forever. If I want to switch to a different drink I’m shit outta luck, but I can’t really complain because I always have the beer 🤷‍♂️

Supply and demand. Stop letting people (or corporations) buy more than one house and watch prices fall. I own a home, and I’m perfectly willing to see it lose value in order to avoid seeing my country turn into some modern feudalistic hellhole.

We’ll just need to build some places to keep them all together until we can get them out. Probably most efficient to get them there by train. Wait…

I got banned for downvoting. Kind of hard to take people seriously when they’re so sensitive to criticism that the equivalent of a thumbs down emoji gets you banned.

Don’t worry! I’m sure the default username and password didn’t get changed either.

The reason I think is because any unofficial and potentially unsecured communications access point seems like a vulnerability. If some moron posts a picture using that unofficial access point I’d be worried it could be traced to the ship’s location.

That seems like a significant security risk

Edit: Looks like I was right

The internet was a mistake

I’ll admit I know little about Iranian politics, but I was under the impression that the new President was a bit of a reformist. How did he manage to get a hard-line Parliament to play nicely?

Wasn’t the Death Star pretty much full of people with a British accent 🤷‍♂️

Is there a GoFundMe to which I can donate to help with relocation costs?

Lucky for them

Bullies always go cry to the teacher when someone hits back