Rutherford, with Mariner’s contempt for authority.

Worf.

It’s a faaaaaaaake

Memes are supposed to reflect reality, not actually be reality.

“Honestly, it would have been better if Geordi LaForge wasn’t going around asking if people wanted to be turned into Gold Shirts.”

If Boimler said it, Spock would probably go and ask one of his friends to have him try one of those “marsh melons” and would probably be corrected. It just seems like a very in-character thing for Ortegas to do!

Now we need a scene in SNW where Ortegas decides to play a joke on Spock by calling them marsh melons and giving everyone else (in picturing Chapel, Uhura, M’Benga, and Sam Kirk) a “shut up and make him believe it” look.

::pushes Crusher into the ocean::

What are your thoughts about Julian Bashir?

Here’s the thing though… it isn’t factually incorrect, and taken together with how Ethan Peck has played the character, this line could just be viewed as Spock’s attempt at a joke.

Look at the left side of the truck

Does it matter? 12" is 12".

Maybe there’s a vibrate function now!

I’ve got the audiobook on my digital shelf. I’m super excited to hear Garak again!

He got less stupid as the series went on and they developed his character to actually have skills.

There’s an I Love Lucy scene where Ricky is trying to prove he is capable of reading to their baby, and the book is filled with -ough words.

My heart goes out to anyone trying to learn this language as a second (or third or…) language.

I can’t say that I’ve followed this case closely, but I have never heard a reason why. Obviously, she’s sick, but how do you do something like this “just because”?

It’s never aliens, unfortunately.

Revenge… is a dish best served … wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

I’m pretty sure that’s the joke. After all, it isn’t like Data understands emotions at this point. I can totally see him going to Geordi or Picard and asking if it is wrong of him to still have that holo of Tasha if everyone is freaking out about Barclay’s program.

Self-sealing stembolts load letter? What does that even mean?