Get yourself on the dark web to watch the latest crunchie advert.

I love me some porridge water. Especially a porridge water latte.

You know what, I have zero problem calling it that, own it oatly! :D

Chorley you can’t be serious.

Sorry I couldn’t resist. Bargain!

So not only do I get to be sad I don’t live any of those places, I am also sad I can’t afford to live any of those places.

Well… maybe sterling…

Wait what… it’s called Luna. Or at least… I thought it was.

I feel like it’s only fair to confirm this science with my own personal study.

Back in my day a kid in my primary school class complained that a bag of salt and shake crisps he bought didn’t have the salt packet. They sent two boxes to him to share with his class.

Graham you bloody legend! That fed us all for a good afternoon.

And some of the people who paid, then got arrested when showing their displeasure about the whole thing.

Never seen that, but while walking the dog people sometimes kick the ball over towards you accidently and expect you to kick it back to them. Then the fear sets in…

Now now… that’s assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!