GratefullyGodless

My mom did something similar and dragged 13 year old me and my two younger brothers to go see Saturday Night Fever in theaters because the commercials had dancing and music, so she thought it was a musical.

Looking over the responses, I’m surprised no one said they’d play “Never gonna give you up.” by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.

Well, that would be one way to encourage young folks to have more babies and turn around Japans low birth rate. More time to actually spend in relationships with someone other than your coworkers would be a good step in the right direction.

This only works depending on how baked you are though. I worked for a major metropolitan public library system a long time ago, and one time a dude wandered in smelling heavily of weed, and wearing only one shoe. He came up to the circulation desk and asked to order a pizza. When informed that it was a library and didn’t have pizza, he blinked and looked around, and upon seeing all the shelves of books, he said “Oh.”, and then turned around and left. To this day I never know if he ever found some pizza or his other shoe.

That escalated quickly.

National Lampoon Animal House. It was called Delta House, but had some of the same characters and actors from the movie. I was so upset when it got cancelled that teen me even wrote a letter of complaint to the network.

You do know there’s more to the world than the US and UK, right?

Oddly specific.

Is it wrong that I want a big slice?

Neither is Russia. It’ll make it easier for him to personally kiss Putins ass.

It somehow feels very appropriate that you called them cad pieces.

Yeah, but it was a convoy of 3 helicopters, and the one carrying the president was the only one that didn’t make it. So, why was the weather an issue for only that one chopper?

On the news, they’re blaming a lot of things like the weather, sanctions causing Iran to not be able to get adequate repair parts, possible pilot inexperience, amongst other things, but you just know it was Israel.

Iran lobs missles at Israel, and then the Iranian president winds up dead a few weeks later? That’s classic Mossad right there.

Marcus Smelvy is an awesome name. It really does seem to fit him. I hope you don’t mind, but I have a feeling Marcus will be turning up as an NPC in one of my Champions games. He just looks like a great recurring pain in the ass who will make things difficult for the superheroes whenever he shows up.

“What is a speed suit? Only the perfect habilitant for the science minded man, who knows both comfort and ease and demands them from his clothing. In a speed suit you say to the world: ‘Look out! I know what I’m wearing for the rest of my life!'” — Dr. Venture

“slowly”? It was pretty much warp speed as soon as Trump asked the Russians to get Hilary’s emails.

Russia probably came up with this attack plan and fed it to their kgb operatives in Hamas. Their desperate to get other countries to stop supporting Ukraine, and this is just what they need to distract everyone, and give russian assets in other countries reasons to get aid to Ukraine cut.

The whole thing seems so straight out of the kgb playbook, it was probably orchestrated by Putin himself.

It makes sense now, ancient alien guy is an alien in disguise! Why didn’t we realize that sooner?

Tuvok was the security officer on Voyager.