Just like everyone else.

Hell, include the hype, and it looks stupid

Now they just have a huge boss…

Especially in cases like McDonalds. They’ve owned their entire supply chain since at least the late 90s.

Dead eyes…like a doll’s eyes.

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

Not if it’s knocking doors, offering to drive folks to the polls (where that’s still legal) or handing out water in under served districts with long lines (where that’s still legal)

You have to bear them against the right people.

Which is ironic…any company that would brag about employees working at their own wedding screams “burnt out employees and insider threats” to me.

And would refuse to vote for Jesus if he ran as a Dem.

Hey, look, I found the thing the US is still number 1 at!

Great…now they’re gonna crusade against the liberal zoos. There’ll be super successful “patriot zoos” which are really just paid tours of factory farms where the treatment of the animals will be landed as traditional, conservative, even biblical. People will eat it up.

This is the issue that prevented me from joining when I first heard about them.

I think they use that to help track whether you’re watching or not (I don’t recall ever seeing the “are you still watching?” prompt when skipping intros… but my sample size is 1)

Rich daddy.

I find it helpful sometimes to write down the negative shit then wad it up and throw it away or burn the paper.

Only the person in it…

I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine…

Not even a tithe.

“Mmm…look at that profile! This is why I don’t skip fin day!”