I got chicken tendies.

Our group includes the Teenage Mutant Turtles, so you’re not entirely wrong.

Cowabunga, dude!

It depends on what I’m hitting it with.

I could definitely hit one with a truck harder than with a golf club.

I woke up this morning thinking that maybe aliens know of us and even pass through sometimes, but they don’t stop and say hello for ethical reasons.

Like maybe there is a prime directive they follow. Or perhaps they are cautious about germs; they could carry shit that could destroy us or vice versa without intending to so contact is always limited to simply observing.

Or maybe they just don’t think we’re interesting enough.

Pfft… Meme maker didn’t even include The General.

Difference: Ours aren’t anime. They’re live action. And only some of them are cute.

(I like the new Mayhem ad where the Mayhem dude is in a mascot suit of himself)

The best way to get rid of a fear is to face it.

Try cooking something simple like pancakes. Really, just following the directions of a recipe should make cooking anything pretty simple, if not time consuming the more complicated it gets. Even the most lavish of foods aren’t exactly difficult. They just take patience and time.

I think it depends on the method for the loop, and how time itself plays into the plot.

Like, I wouldn’t say Groundhog’s Day is a time travel story. But Deathloop (the game) is a time travel story. The main reason for this is that Deathloop explicitly tells you that the loop is caused by a time machine device, where as Groundhog’s Day could be interpreted as Bill Murray having died and is now in Hell or Limbo.

The way you escape the loop in Deathloop is to get all the looping people to die and then destroy the machine. In Murray’s situation in Groundhog’s Day, the solution is to… Be a better person?

They should push their beds together.

There. That’s better.

Have a chihuahua mix named Loki, who is anything but a trickster.

Have a husky named Kona, who is anything but lady-like (Kona means lady in Hawaiian).

Well I know they’re not a man because they chose the middle fucking urinal making no urinals available for anyone else.

“But I didn’t get no Big Ass Fries!”

“The Onion?”

“No. The Onion.”

I suspect it will only because every single furry on YouTube seems to be trying to get the entire fandom to move from Twitter to BlueSky. You know we run the internet.

Except for the word “blurn” that was complete gibberish.

Shit, they could just get a better fucking FAX machine that can put new incoming faxes into a queue. The last fax machine I used (like well over a decade ago) could at least do that.

Is there any video chat service that isn’t? It seems every single one has some glaring issue that makes it a pain to use. And it’s not like I could just use a FOSS thing that’s better; this is one of those things where you are kinda limited to using what everyone else you’re going to be talking to is using. :(

I’ve got it all researched, but the storyteller is being an asshole and not giving me any female colonists to actually do any bioengineering (need babies; can’t make babies without women). I have a colony full of men that all hate each other. Half of them are bi or gay, too.

But at least I know the growth vats work great because I also set the child age rate to x100 (regular age speed for colonists) so a lot of the recruits are between 5 and 10 and have to be aged to be useful. Age 'em up to 13 and then use bioscultpers to keep them there forever :D

If I didn’t use the platform to also read the news and just talked about games or looked at memes, I might do the same. But I’m not going to block instances of “Trump” or “Vance” or “Musk” because knowing what those fuckwads are doing is kind of important.

Blocking assholes being assholes is one thing; blocking someone who isn’t being an asshole but simply disagrees with you is another.

Put it in the frame of real life. Are you going to totally cut off a family member or friend just because they said 1 minor thing you don’t agree with?

“I just don’t really like techno.”

“You would if you had robot ears.”