I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

I’m doing my part!

Czech out those staches, you do Nazi that style anymore!

I don’t walk on all fours usually.

Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?

That is evil! I love it!

It’s a wireless grip.

40 000 iu? I always heard 10k iu is the upper limit for most people. Is this a typo or is there new research on safe levels?

That’s exactly what someone who would hide a small Africa inside a map of Africa would say!

Will I turn into a dog after using dog shampoo though? That looks like one happy dog on the bottle.

How many myths?

About tree fiddy.

First panel has some serious don’t dead open inside vibes. I thought I was having a stroke reading it.

Poor, poor gorillas, they never stood a chance.

Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!

You’ve been pardoned

puts sunglasses on

From your life!

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am at electrical work!

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Where’s the fucking money Lebowski!