This should be good…

In New York City, this is just your average subway commute.

It’s a long shot, though.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Absorption method:

• open textbook

• place forehead on paper

• fall asleep

• absorb information while unconscious

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Time to bug out of this relationship.

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

Zoolander was also my first thought after reading that title, ha.