The last time I made Jello I think I was like 22 or 23, so probably around 2004. I was at a party at my friend’s house that had fizzled down to about 5 people pretty early. That’s when someone had the great idea to make Jello shots… I prepared the Jello on the stove, but my friend Mary actually assembled the shots. She did not mention to anyone that she used Everclear and added almost double what the recipe called for. Anyway, she put them in the fridge and then promptly forgot about them… Until we ran out of beer. Then someone remembered. They weren’t completely set, which at the time we attributed to them not getting chilled long enough. In truth, there was so much pure alcohol in those shots that they wouldn’t have ever set even if we kept them in the freezer overnight! Assuming we were immortal, as drunk people in their early 20s tend to do, we heroicly downed about 4 of them each before we realized how strong they were… Most of the rest of that night is a blur of laughter, spinning lights, and eventually a soft couch and oblivion.

That was probably about the 2nd or 3rd most drunk I’ve ever been before or since, and definitely top 5 worst hangovers lol

For the record I do not drink anymore

I know the name of the community is “no stupid questions”, but you managed to power through somehow anyway

An excellent trolling if ever I’ve seen one

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Here you go buddy

Is this what you mean?

Oh most definitely 🦑👹

Hello friend! I’m ever so hungry and seem to have forgotten my wallet… I would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some stale bread crumbs today!

Sir?

Hello? Did you hear me sir?

Where are you going?

SIR? MAY I EXPECT THOSE BREADCRUMBS TO BE DELIVERED BY THIS AFTERNOON?

SIR?

Well… I’m sure he’ll be back soon…

She looks like Princess Amidala at a Thanksgiving party lol

There were other entrances to Narnia besides the wardrobe! The wardrobe was just in that one book! 🤓

It looks like a portal to Narnia lol

I understand the point your making, but what if the simulation was actually not shared at all?

Perhaps in this scenario the human brain is the only required hardware? Then there would only be one “base simulation” that is in fact just a basic set of prompts, rules, and initial visual stimulus that is then sent to each person in essence creating a whole separate simulation within each individual. Everything that happens after that is created based on how each individual reacts to the initial prompts. The main system would not have to create any new data to keep the simulation growing because the human mind would create and store all new information within itself. Each new person born would have all the additional hard drive and processing power needed to keep the simulation going for the rest of their lives.

Just consider that if the world as we know it is just a simulation, and that simulation is all we have ever known since birth, how would you ever know if the other people are real or not? Would it even matter?

I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.

This looks like it might be kind of fun to actually cook lol it might work better with the baked style Mac n cheese though

The person who reported the case to police was under the impression that Gutierrez-Farfan was a licensed provider.

Right, because licensed medical providers so often practice healthcare out of an old drink cooler in the parking lot at the mall lol

Maybe you should just stop selling Apple products at all then? Why have the option at all if you have no intention of selling them?

I’m sure all that will happen is they’ll change the label to say “pistachio flavored ice cream” lol

“Hey, is that a moon stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

My first thought before I read the rest of the post was “how did they fit an entire pizza in a bread maker?” 😅

Is anyone surprised by this? He’s spent basically the last 8 years training his cult members to commit homicide anytime they are even mildly inconvenienced…

Wow, this new version of Thundercats looks intense