I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

“What would you say you do here?”

Ah but there’s the rub. The lack there of of proof and logic is the exact reason Stratasys brought the suit to the Eastern district court of Texas. This is the same court where patent trolls go to win their fairy tale suits based on antiquated and overly broad patents that they purchased from long defunct companies. In the Eastern district court of Texas it’s not what you can prove it’s who do you know. Also known as corruption.

Incorgnito.

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Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

That’s a Katydid!

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”

He’s not your guy, friend.

“Accidentally“

And this class is called, say it with me, a false equivalence argument. A false equivalence being when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false logic.

The first time I remember getting verklempt as a child I was watching this episode live. Fucking onions man.

Giraffe calf sees the light of day, freeing its self from its 18 month confine, free falls six feet, lands on its head

Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.

“¡U máax in detenga!”